- wear an apron
- have a cute side ponytail
- Be super loving and caring to your son so that the audience knows how much he cares about you and then die tragically in front of him so he embarks on a journey to avenge your death by battling overpowered enemies that want to end humanity
- have a husband that fuckin disappears
*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*
Kensei’s arm getting demolished: “Oh shit…”
James getting fucked up by Rose: “Oh…shit…”
Super Star FUCKING UP Rose: “OH SHIT.”
Renji swooping down to save the day and leave it on a cliffhanger: “OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!!!”
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
When someone starts to ship a couple because of you
And all i can think is…
"Am I not Turtle-y enough for your turtle club??"
The Order: 1886™ introduces players to a unique vision of Victorian-Era London where Man uses advanced technology to battle a powerful and ancient foe. As a member of an elite order of knights, join a centuries-old war that will determine the course of history forever.